You’ve probably lost your faith in me to keep up this blog, but that’s okay, because really, I’m only disappointing 8 people. Just know that I am making other people happy.
I’m moving over to thirstythong.posterous.com
Why? Posterous let’s me post from my e-mail! Plain and simple, which is what I need right now considering my schedule. I gots no time to wait for pages to load. What a waste of life.
To apologize, here is a picture of my girlfriend.
Oh, I gets mine.
In a couple of days, I’m going international: Global News Enterprises.
Uhhh, sweet as?
I’m not crashing – as I usually do – I actually got invited to be apart (for once in my life…) of this GlobalPost thingamajig, partners with Huffington Post -WWHHHAAA?! – does this mean I get to meet The John?
I did promise Dutch Chi – rather enebriatedly – that I’ll pick up where he left off.
So, here we go. The ruler’s back, less like Jay-Z, more like Michael Jordan. Aherm, no photos, please.
A very American moment
A story from my childhood
Hi. I Bilo.
I have surprise for you. No, maybe not something in my popcorn cup. Yes, maybe a kiss on your ear in noontime.
I GO TO AMERICA! CHEER FOR ME!
I long time quit Petrolimex and work work work work somewhere not there. Secret, you knowing. You trusting?
Actuality, I so cottamn lazy.
I go with that vig Thong. He say he take me in the suitcase. I give middle finger. I am very excitable. You touch me, I stop world I melt. I listening to Cure baby.
That vig Hai, he talk about dream. I want to living the dream also.
I LIVING THE DREAM BABY! OH YEAH!
I go to San Francisco, home of the Vinh. I hope to live like the Vinh. First time I eat food of Mexico and food of Ethiopia people. Cheer for me!
Maybe I go to find my love of life. Maybe I date beautiful lovely who love me too.
Maybe I open business. I find my beautiful lovely. We marry. I buy a dog but not eat. I care for the dog and beautiful lovely. We have childs. I love the life. I buy the house. I buy electrocute car. I charge and drive. I buy a house. I make the gate. I paint all white. I buy a vase. The glass break in my business. I buy the new glass. I change my own. I buy the eggs. I cook the bacon. I buy perfume. My wife wear. She smell good. I buy shampoo for child. My child smell successful. I eat the steak. I buy the exercising machine. I exercise. I have loving affair with woman not immigrant. I LIVING THE DREAM! AMERICA OH YEAH OH YEAH!
What happens when you give Thong a Canon Powershot G9?
Life becomes beautiful again.
…and he does his best Noodlepie impressions.
The night’s players:
Poe’s Tell-Tale Heart, up-close and personal:
And more at my flickr.