I’m moving over to thirstythong.posterous.com

Why? Posterous let’s me post from my e-mail! Plain and simple, which is what I need right now considering my schedule. I gots no time to wait for pages to load. What a waste of life.

To apologize, here is a picture of my girlfriend.

Oh, I gets mine.

Uhhh, sweet as?

I’m not crashing – as I usually do – I actually got invited to be apart (for once in my life…) of this GlobalPost thingamajig, partners with Huffington Post -WWHHHAAA?! – does this mean I get to meet The John?

I did promise Dutch Chi – rather enebriatedly – that I’ll pick up where he left off.

So, here we go. The ruler’s back, less like Jay-Z, more like Michael Jordan. Aherm, no photos, please.

When I Find Time – Cody ChesnuTT

But I do have time for twitter (Thirstythong twitter) and tumblr (Thirstythong tumblr).

Great Expectations

A story from my childhood

I have surprise for you. No, maybe not something in my popcorn cup. Yes, maybe a kiss on your ear in noontime.

I GO TO AMERICA! CHEER FOR ME!

I long time quit Petrolimex and work work work work somewhere not there. Secret, you knowing. You trusting?

Actuality, I so cottamn lazy.

I go with that vig Thong. He say he take me in the suitcase. I give middle finger. I am very excitable. You touch me, I stop world I melt. I listening to Cure baby.

That vig Hai, he talk about dream. I want to living the dream also.

I LIVING THE DREAM BABY! OH YEAH!

I go to San Francisco, home of the Vinh. I hope to live like the Vinh. First time I eat food of Mexico and food of Ethiopia people. Cheer for me!

Maybe I go to find my love of life. Maybe I date beautiful lovely who love me too.

Maybe I open business. I find my beautiful lovely. We marry. I buy a dog but not eat. I care for the dog and beautiful lovely. We have childs. I love the life. I buy the house. I buy electrocute car. I charge and drive. I buy a house. I make the gate. I paint all white. I buy a vase. The glass break in my business. I buy the new glass. I change my own. I buy the eggs. I cook the bacon. I buy perfume. My wife wear. She smell good. I buy shampoo for child. My child smell successful. I eat the steak. I buy the exercising machine. I exercise. I have loving affair with woman not immigrant. I LIVING THE DREAM! AMERICA OH YEAH OH YEAH!

Thank you.

Life becomes beautiful again.

…and he does his best Noodlepie impressions.

The night’s players:

Poe’s Tell-Tale Heart, up-close and personal:

And more at my flickr.

…all us White people look the same.

Well – my word – madames and gents – I’ll have you know that…

…they might be onto something.

My locksmith can be found on an island, at an intersection, in Hanoi.

My locksmith charges me 15.000 VND for a key copy. When he had to come and make keys for my doors, my locksmith charged me 230.000 VND for the commute, two pairs of keys and substantially more labor.

When he studied keys, locks and everything in-between, my locksmith paid his teacher 1.000.000 VND for each day. The course of study lasted one month, totaling 30.000.000 VND.

That is my locksmith.