You’ve probably lost your faith in me to keep up this blog, but that’s okay, because really, I’m only disappointing 8 people. Just know that I am making other people happy.

I’m moving over to thirstythong.posterous.com

Why? Posterous let’s me post from my e-mail! Plain and simple, which is what I need right now considering my schedule. I gots no time to wait for pages to load. What a waste of life.

To apologize, here is a picture of my girlfriend.

Oh, I gets mine.

In a couple of days, I’m going international: Global News Enterprises.

Uhhh, sweet as?

I’m not crashing – as I usually do – I actually got invited to be apart (for once in my life…) of this GlobalPost thingamajig, partners with Huffington Post -WWHHHAAA?! – does this mean I get to meet The John?

I did promise Dutch Chi – rather enebriatedly – that I’ll pick up where he left off.

So, here we go. The ruler’s back, less like Jay-Z, more like Michael Jordan. Aherm, no photos, please.

When I Find Time – Cody ChesnuTT

But I do have time for twitter (Thirstythong twitter) and tumblr (Thirstythong tumblr).

A very American moment

Great Expectations

A story from my childhood

What happens when you give Thong a Canon Powershot G9?

Life becomes beautiful again.

…and he does his best Noodlepie impressions.

The night’s players:

Poe’s Tell-Tale Heart, up-close and personal:

And more at my flickr.

(credit: wikipedia)

One concrete reason I have moved away from the Bay (Area) is to dodge the inevitable Big One. 30 years, no biggie.

Which brings me to ask, how prone is/has Vietnam been to earthquakes? Can Vietnam experience a Chinese/Indian/Indonesian/Japanese/Phillipines earthquake?

Upon study of the colorful tectonic plate global map (above), Vietnam is rather insulated geographically within the boundaries of the Eurasian plate.

Focusing more on Vietnam, a professor has already beaten me to the punch – by three or so years (always happens with my ideas) – with the invention of his Earthquake Map. The verdict is, surprisingly, Hanoi is prone to the shifting of the tectonic plates.

In light of the Southwestern China earthquake, the Burma cyclone, the 2004 tsunami, begs the question: Is it a coincedence there have been many natural disasters in the Asian region as of late? More importantly, why isn’t Hubbard answering his phone calls?

Green is the new red – or at least something you can strike up a convo with the random chicas in your given proximity – you can even use it as a neg (“Wow, you don’t care about the trees? Then, how will I know your love for me?”)

Let’s be real: the environment has been an issue for the past couple of decades so it’s nothing new.

So let me argue my argument to save the environment: if I don’t work to save the environment now, there is a higher chance my beautiful locks will fall out in disastrous disgrace – and my boys will stop swimming.

May 16th: Do your part, or part with your do.

Spank Pardon me.